Max vs. ?????

Post by **Master Blaster** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:24 am

Ok, i like MM like everybody else here, but when it comes to other fictional characters there are many who could obviously kick his ass. I work with a guy who seems to think that if in a fight, Max could actually win a fight versus the Hulk. Is it just me or is this guy a complete moron?

Post by **HUMVEE Driver** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:13 am

Well, no, The Hulk would smash Max. Max's strengths are his driving, ingenuity, and reflexes. While he may be good at hand to hand combat, its just not his thing. (I think Wez or Humungus would beat him, too) However, if there was an advantage to be found, Max would find it and make the most of it, as we saw when he fought Blaster. But put him behind a wheel, and I think Max is the best driver ever imagined by humanity.

HUMVEE Driver

Post by **OverheadCam** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:42 am

None of their super powers are equal to the super power of BigBopperBart........the legendary 'spine-melting verbal tirade'!....more poison than Western Queensland Taipan, and more sarcasm than a Rodney Dangerfield show...can't help thinking of that Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket when I read 'em....eg.

Bart to The Hulk:- "What the Hell is your major malfunction, Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ boy, get a girlfriend...etc"

Bart vs Max:- "You call that drivin', you couldn't drive a greasy pole up your own arse, and clean that car, its got more mud on it than a male prostitute's wang.....and another thing...etc"

Post by **Kevin** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:45 am

How about Mike Ditka driving the Bear's team bus? (ala SNL)

Post by **OverheadCam** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 7:57 am

Heheeh ..Yeah...I've heard of him, even over here!

this is the only pic I could find of him smiling!:0)

He looks like a bear....a bear with a sore head!

Post by **rockatansky4073** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:05 am

If i ever wanted to see MAX verse anyone, it wouldn't be in a fight, i'd love to see it in driving, like a race, or see who MAX can chase down.

Post by **Big Bopper Bart** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:15 pm

The Punisher would kick Max's ass!!

Post by **Big Bopper Bart** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:18 pm

Quote: Originally posted by OverheadCam on 18 September 2005

None of their super powers are equal to the super power of BigBopperBart........the legendary 'spine-melting verbal tirade'!....more poison than Western Queensland Taipan, and more sarcasm than a Rodney Dangerfield show...can't help thinking of that Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket when I read 'em....eg.

Bart to The Hulk:- "What the Hell is your major malfunction, Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ boy, get a girlfriend...etc"

Bart vs Max:- "You call that drivin', you couldn't drive a greasy pole up your own arse, and clean that car, its got more mud on it than a male prostitute's wang.....and another thing...etc"

Cmoon O.C I'm a nice guy ..honest

Post by **Anklecranker** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:56 am

Quote: Originally posted by OverheadCam on 18 September 2005

None of their super powers are equal to the super power of BigBopperBart........the legendary 'spine-melting verbal tirade'!....more poison than Western Queensland Taipan, and more sarcasm than a Rodney Dangerfield show...can't help thinking of that Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket when I read 'em....eg.

Bart to The Hulk:- "What the Hell is your major malfunction, Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ boy, get a girlfriend...etc"

Bart vs Max:- "You call that drivin', you couldn't drive a greasy pole up your own arse, and clean that car, its got more mud on it than a male prostitute's wang.....and another thing...etc"

ROFLMFAO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Flatulant BIG Farter Bart...Super GENIUS.....yes it has a ring to it.......

ROFLMFAO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Post by **Big Bopper Bart** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:33 am

Jeeezus Ape rapin christ Anky ,try and not cough up yer liver while yer LMFAMFSGDOGBKJBYGBIYGIPLYUGIYG(&T*(P&*^