The Immigrants that ate Paris

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You knew it was just a matter of time...



President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a

battle plan to pull France's chestnuts out of the fire again. Facing

an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 angry teenagers, Mr. Bush

apparently doubts France's ability to hold off them off. "If the last

two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender

to the little pissants any day now," said Bush.



Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Peter Pace warned the President that it

might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines in order to gain control.

The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill, but he said he

wanted to be assured of gaining operational and strategic control

within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated, however, that

although he was having a hard time finding even one Marine volunteer

to help "those ungrateful bastards" out for a third time, he thought

that he could persuade a few female Marines to do the job before they

went on maternity leave.



In an attempt to blend in with the locals and avoid offending the host

nation,Gen. Pace has assured that the marines did not take soap, razors,

or deodorant with them.

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SEMPER FI!

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Bill

[moko]

another thing our airports should do .....that they are not doing....is "profile" people that they check before getting on a plane.....as in we are going to check primarily, arab men and women,between 15 and 40.....ofcourse we should check everyone....but these should be most important;


but this is exactly what our government will not let the security personal do.....so they end up frisking up grandma,.. and waving mohammed on through.........this has acually made it worse....because now the security "purposely" avoids arab's who are the group that the terrorists are from.....because their afraid of being accused of "profiling".......i guess its worse to offend another culture...... than stopping a murderer......


it reminds me of what a talk show guy said about this once.......he said something like: if i heard on the radio that a group of girl scouts where walking around the neiborhood,shooting people........guess who i'de be looking out for......you guessed it, girl scouts.

[Kevin]

I sure wouldn't mind this little piece of France; she sounds sexy as hell when she talks too!





http://www.melissa-theuriau.fr/

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Quote: Originally posted by Kevin on 17 November 2005



I sure wouldn't mind this little piece of France; she sounds sexy as hell when she talks too!



http://www.melissa-theuriau.fr/

SHA -WING!!!!!!......I've changed my mind....I LOVE the French!

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".....so they end up frisking up grandma,.. and waving mohammed on through...."


I still laugh at "Flying High"!.....


the funny thing is that stereotype (the arab highjacker) has been around since the 70's!...it's not like it's anything new!..that's been the norm for over 30 years!

[Major_Tom]

Yeah, I always get searched at airports and as the bored-looking security man is busying himself with that beepy wandy thing, innumerable shifty looking, hunched over types are getting through with no problems! It's gay.


I think it's because I've got long hair, which I could use to strangle the cabin crew, or wet and mould into a knife shape, which I would then freeze into a rock hard, razor sharp blade using the ice from a gin and tonic.

[Kevin]

Some pictures of Melissa; I even get turned on when she talks about a fatal accident! Viva La France!

[Major_Tom]

Look at that jawline.. pretty face... awful pretty...

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Melissa Theuriau eh?.....More like.... Melissa Thehornbag!

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That'd get me up in the morning!





I'm gunna stop now!