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THE LAST BOYSCOUT... one f**k of an awesome movie.


and yeah, ya right - NPM.


"What i'm holdin' right here, could put all my kids through college"

1:OK...this one IS obscure...Hunchback of Notre Dame, the rest are pretty much mainstream...2:Tron, 3:Close Encounters of the Third Kind, 4: A Knight's Tale, 5: Pirates of the Caribbean.

"you must be sandy claws"


"hry, i'm an old man ya know"


"WRESTLINGS NOT FAKE!!!!"

"We're sorry, Wallyworld's closed..."


"Run awayyyy!!!!...I fart in your geeeenerrralll di-rect-she-on...Holy handgrenade of Antioch..."


"1 miiiillion dollars...huh? No! One BIIIILLLLION dollars."


"You lookin at me?!"


ROCK: Is that one from one of the Lethal Weapons?


"What i'm holdin' right here, could put all my kids through college"

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...attack ships on fire off the shores of Orion..."


I always thought this line was "...off the shoulder of Orion" referring to the star constellation .... Still got it though. I heard Rutgar Huer wrote those lines for the film himself. Best 'out' a baddie could have had too. The Directors version of Bladerunner was 'kin awful though, the book was even worse.


"What I'm holding in my hand could put my kids through college" is from Lethal Weapon 2.


How about this one then: "No! Not the face...(Thump) Thank you....(swoon)"


And from the same flim "Welcome Sheriff, let me offer you a Laural and Hardy handshake."


Think I gave it away with that second line......


Funny I'm sitting here wracking my fevered brain for film lines and all I keep coming up with are Mad Max lines. Sad or what!


Aha! got one! This'll test you. "So what do you do with the bullets?" (reply) "We put them back in again."


And another but I can't be sure it's word of word but something like; "Is she alive?" ... "Yep" ... "S**t there go our salvage rights!"


Try this one; "We're gonna to need a bgger boat....."


And; "Somebody broke into my toilet" Easy if you're an Eddie Izzard fan too


Byeeeeeeeeeeee


Biker


"Fart in your general direction" too easy hehehhehee Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Ok Biker, Here goes.



1&2 are from Blazing Saddles (I sure hope I'm right on that one, 'cause if I'm not my wife will shoot me!)

3 is Underworld?

4 is Aliens

5 is the classic Jaws

6 is beyond me at the moment.

Can somebody help me out here?

Mr. Leuchtag: Mareichtag and I are speaking nothing but English now.


Mrs. Leuchtag: So we should feel at home when we get to America.


Carl: Very nice idea, mm-hmm.


Mr. Leuchtag: [toasting] To America!


Mrs. Leuchtag: To America!


Carl: To America!


Mr. Leuchtag: Liebchen - sweetnessheart, what watch?


Mrs. Leuchtag: Ten watch.


Mr. Leuchtag: Such much?


Carl: Hm. You will get along beautiful in America, mm-hmm.

Another from the same great film:





Berger: We read five times that you were killed, in five different places.


Victor Laszlo: As you can see, it was true every single time.

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my a**hole tonight.


Hockney: Is it Friday already?

Here goes...


"Snakes...I hate snakes..."


"You see? There's is nothing that you posess, that I cannot take away..."


"They're going to execute her?!"


"NO NO NO! This suckers electrical...but I need the Plutonium to generate the 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity..."


"I AM the business..."