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what! no vegemite?
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:14 pm
by roadwarriormfp
Now now settle Bart.....
I don't know why a lot of people take it to heart when we critise government policy....
It is every persons right to do so.........
Its not a personal attack on anyone.... except the government.
You can't sit on ya behind and not say anything when strange policy appears for no apparent reason.
Stiffling discussion on government policy is something akin to what the nazi party and stalin did all those years ago......
Hell most aussies will tell you flat out that we possibley have the worst government in decades.....
If they brought in some weird law saying we had to ban a certain import because it contained too many vitamins, id be asking why. It's a noncense law that benefits no-one. And sure is weird !
what! no vegemite?
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:17 am
by Big Bopper Bart
Well you Aussies seemed to be having too much fun so I Bart the Bad decided to piss all over it!!
what! no vegemite?
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:48 am
by Biker
Oooooooooooh someone was tired when they typed that knee jerk reaction reply above weren't they BBB?
Now getting swiftly back to the comments about the vegemite ban imposed by those dumbass people in charge in the US.....

(light blue touch paper and retire to a safe distance)
Hey about that name change too, Bombay got renamed to Mombai, or something like that. I'm not sure if it was the Indian Govt or the UK Govt trying to make the Indians feel better about the UK changing its name way back in the days before black and white photography. But it, seems the people that actually live there didn't get a say in whether they wanted it's name changed or not and most still continue calling it Bombay as it's what they're used to. But the UK govt now insists on calling it Mombai and it is now considered politically incorrect to use anything else. Most Indians nationals in the UK reply with "Huh? Where's that?"
Aren't dumbass govt's wonderful? Self-serving and obsessed with red tape just for the sheer fun of it. And always feeling this overwhelming desire to protect us from terrible things like Vegemite and it's lethal Folate ingredient to making sure we don't offend the ethnic minorities by our political incorrectness.
Well
Duh!
Hey BBB I heard on the news the other day that the population of the USA has risen from 200 million to 300 million in just 39 years. The US govt is worried about this and has vowed to do something about it. Seems they're now doing their best to reduce the population levels in
other countries in an effort to counterbalence this.
Ahhhhhhhh Americans, you gotta love 'em!

Especially the ones that get wound up so easily.
Biker
what! no vegemite?
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:27 am
by OverheadCam
"Don't Attack America!!!"..why not?...everyone else in the world is! (hehehe)
what! no vegemite?
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:37 am
by OverheadCam
Next they'll find something wrong with the name "Bangkok"
what! no vegemite?
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:20 pm
by Chase Bansi
Our politicians have done some stupid ass sh*t but this has got to be in the top 10. Some obscure law about folate can only be used in breads and cereal ...WTF???
what! no vegemite?
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:43 pm
by roadwarriormfp
Im still working out the respelling of chicken kiev !!!!!!
what! no vegemite?
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:50 pm
by Bugsgecko
OK OK just to balance the "dumb laws" from one country,here's a couple from UK
Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament (most of em prefer stockings and corsets anyway)
No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police ( mooooooo)
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.(avoiding the cows on the roadways hopefully)
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (all English males aged 14 would need to be excused for long bow practice though)
Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.(coz Scouse pensioners get jealous ?)
Feel better Bart ?

what! no vegemite?
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:45 pm
by madmax_00uk
Good old uk hey! At school we were told to say 'human made' instead of 'man made' !
what! no vegemite?
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:54 pm
by OzHemi
Quote: Originally posted by roadwarriormfp on 22 October 2006
If they brought in some weird law saying we had to ban a certain import because it contained too many vitamins, id be asking why. It's a noncense law that benefits no-one. And sure is weird !
Australia already has plenty of odd laws like that... at least lots I have delt with in exporting hundreds of cars there and dealing with conversions for 10 years.. take seat belts for one.. ours are safe enough for 300+ million Americans, but if they get used by an Aussie, thier car will spontainiously combust and crash into the local church and set it on fire I guess ?? Unless it is a late model truck with the seat belts built into the seats and air bags, then you guys are safe from the big yanky menace.. LOL (yes, some seat belts are safe, some are not..)
And speaking of conversions... funny how a '72 model vehicle is perfectly safe LHD (or so they say by allowing them full rego), but an '82 or '92 or even '02 for that matter staying LHD will kill off everyone within 100 meters within minutes of being on the road I guess LOL
I could go on about some of the odd importation laws but you get the idea... (should I get into fumigation ones too ? or how about seat belts mounting even...)