what! no vegemite?

Post by **Big Bopper Bart** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:55 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Biker on 23 October 2006

Ahhhhhhhh Americans, you gotta love 'em! Especially the ones that get wound up so easily.

Biker

Aaron,you live in f**kin surrenderland so i won't throw stones in glass houses!!!

Post by **aussie muscle** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:22 am

I wonder how Kraft feel about the vegemite ban. after all they are a US-based company...

[quote](should I get into fumigation ones too ? or how about seat belts mounting even...)[/quote]

please do!

Post by **Biker** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:08 am

Aaron,you live in f**kin surrenderland so i won't throw stones in glass houses!!!

Yup, twas last time I checked anyway had some very weird mushrooms in my omelette last night and felt for a time like I was actually in Wonderland.... Or maybe it was the marmite tripping me.

Suffice to say the difference between us old matey is that I ain't touchy about it if someone starts criticising French poilicies or UK ones for that matter. I wasn't specifically bashing the yan ... um Americans as a whole, just some of the pointy headed, low browed people that seem to get their jolly dictating to the masses these nonsense laws.

Did you hear about the toilet seat? It was originally invented by a Frenchman. Ohhhhh yess! but it was an Englishman that thought of fitting a hole into it.

Longbow practice Bugsy? Stocks? America isn't that old enough to know what such things are! ANything older that 150 years and they all stand out there looking at it with thier tongues hanging out and reaching for a camera "Golly Gee Delores ain't that thar an old building!" The first house I bought, after getting wedded in a church 300 years old, was built in 1760!

To my highly esteemed American friends here. A long bow is not the pointy end of a big boat and stocks are not what you buy in the hope of getting a good return on your investment shares in Exxon.

As for a cow being driven down the main street between certain times. Well, no one pulled me over when I had my ex-wife in the car at 3pm so I guess that's just another silly policy again.

Have to agree about the MPs wearing corsets etc they also slam each others dicks in the door too at recess time, fashbacks to their old public school days I suppose.

Chelsea pensioners so that what they are! Sheesh And I thought he was a bleedin' letter box!! No wonder he spat my letter out! (think about it)

Biker

Post by **OverheadCam** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:02 pm

I'm pretty sure that under common law in Australia it is illegal to discharge a firearm on Sunday without the Queen's permission. (BTW Gunclubs have permission)

Post by **Bugsgecko** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:31 pm

Some "dumb laws" from Oz....

You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle (gee why not ?)

Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can't pick up on the first ring(or the second...or the third...)

Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons(but only if hubby can afford to pay for the wife's stabling AND his beer)

Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb(hands up those who broke THAT law a million times !)

It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday(but mauve or purple hotpants are allowed ?)

Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale's carcass(those pesky sushi cafes are out to make a quick buck I tell ya !)

Post by **OverheadCam** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:15 pm

And to think they have to make a law to stop people doing the obvious..Hot pink after midday... Sheesh!

It's as I've always said.."Crazy wears a hat... (Stupid wears a helmet!)"

Post by **bike** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:03 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Big Bopper Bart on 22 October 2006

Y'all done sucking each other off?Now I don't know my folate from my prostrate,but it seems you guys are soiling your selves over stupid sh*t like my country banning some nasty ass sh*t called vegimite.I tell ya what,ban someting of ours like Ovalteen which tastes like utter complete sh*t as well. and we can call it even,meantime lets not turn this thread into a 'Fatwa' over my country!

What a wonderful philosophy ye have

Marmite is yeast extract, a leftover (dare i say waste) product from the brewing industry.

Still tastes like sh*t though

Post by **Bugsgecko** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:14 am

There's no ban on Vegemite ! Those evil Vegemite rumour mongers !

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20 ... 02,00.html

Post by **Mitch** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:43 am

I like the jalpeno flavored Thermite.

Don't like the waxy/crunchy consistency of Earmite though...

Mitch

Post by **Big Bopper Bart** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:24 am

Well sh*t fire and save the matches!!Y'all bashed my country for no f**kin reason hmm