Jesse's secret life

Post by **Bad cop** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:53 am

Chewbacca likes to come in here and piss us off.Don't let him bother ya, he is as sharp as broomhandle.

Post by **HUMVEE Driver** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:03 am

I just don't buy that that Jesse story. Sorry, sounds waaay to Hollywood; like having every character in a series of prequels having some great cosmic destiny and reason to appear in the last three movies. Or something from Jar-Jar Binks. Or from someone who thinks its better when Greedo shoots first. Yeah, you know who I'm talking to. Get lost, loser. Someday you'll discover girls.

HUMVEE Driver

Post by **rockatansky4073** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:07 am

Christ, that story is up there with the old JEDEDIAH IS GYRO bullsh*t.

Post by **Tank Stoner** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:21 am

Quote: Originally posted by Kevin on 18 September 2005

See the Blue Oyster bar in Police Academy and then look at Fifi; especially the scene where he is watering his plants while wearing his scarf but no shirt. Fifi definately looks like one of the guys at the Blue Oyster. Bubba looks fruity as well.

Bubba kinda reminds me of Barney Rubble, other than that he's cool. As far as the Blue Oyster bar, I could see Johnny The Boy, Cundalini and Mudguts in that bar though I doubt those 3 could scrape up enough airfare for Toronto unless Toecutter and Bubba would lend them some money.

Post by **Tank Stoner** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:31 am

Quote: Originally posted by Bad cop on 17 September 2005

Wait Master Blaster, Someone else said that Captin Fifi was gay, so why would he be a customer of Jessie? It doesn't make sense.

Fifi gay? Nawwww. Labatouche and those 2 knuckleheads from the OOTPO I could see but not Fifi.

Post by **Bugsgecko** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:47 pm

I dunno....all these pre-Mad Max lives for the characters SEEM to have been written/created in hindsight.I say SEEM,as these MAY have been the characterisations originally intended by the writers,directors,etc,but without the film footage/storyline to show these ideas,who will ever really know?

Chewarug go play with a light socket and leave Bart alone...he's my play-thing

Post by **Big Bopper Bart** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:00 pm

I trained it i get to eat it

Post by **Major_Tom** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:43 am

I thought that Sprog actually survived and became Master. And Jesse came out of her coma and had gone mad and became Auntie. And you see that small brown rat at the entrance to Batertown? That's Wez.

And, in MM1, Max smiles at Jim Goose, meaning they had gay sexualk relations and that's why ToeCutter killed him, becuase he lioves Max. And Johny the Boy? He's actually the kid from MM3, who falls into a time warp and changes gender and becomes Johnny. That's why Bubba Zanetti wears a silver motorcycle helmet.

Post by **Kevin** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:28 am

I though Bubba wore the silver motorcycle helmet in memory of Polish refugees who survived the holocaust but then I also heard somewhere else that it was to support of Nelson Mandela. I'll have to watch the movie again... I'm so confused now.[/font]

Post by **Major_Tom** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 8:55 pm

Yeah and you know, they didn't actually ride real bikes, they were kangaroos with custom fairings welded over their bodies. And death doesn't really happen, it's a conspiracy.