Is "The GIRLfor GOOSE" for real?

Post by **March Hare** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:19 pm

Are you for real? First I'll admit that I myself was flattened ( not unlike ANKLE ) by your poetry quotes , the fabulous artwork , and your limited knowledge of Canadian power trios BUT all these qualities seem to be LOST and NON-EXISTANT in every single member of the female race that I've had the chance to meet during the past few decades. This has me believing that you might have been put together WEIRD SCIENCE STYLE ( you know , a p-piece form here and a p-piece from there ). If that's the case , I want to meet your maker and put in my order. If you are for real, lets meet in person. Come to LAS VEGAS. I'll take you riding ( ATV's) in the beautifull sand dunes of Southern California. We'll fish for striped bass on the Colorado River. You name it. I'm there.

"I am the chosen one, The mighty hand of vengeance sent down to strike the un-roadworthy..."

Post by **TheGirlForGoose** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:05 pm

As Katherine Hepburn said in "The Philadelphia Story"..., "Good golly!"

Well now, I hardly know what to say to this, except that I'm not entirely sure that I exist either. My dweeby creators and I have many arguments on the subject.

Little known fact, Cranker is a ravishingly beautiful Veronica Lake model for John Robert Powers.

Post by **Anklecranker** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 2:45 am

Quote: Originally posted by March Hare on 03 March 2005

Are you for real? First I'll admit that I myself was flattened by your poetry quotes , the fabulous artwork , and your limited knowledge of Canadian power trios

Plus shes a fully ordained diesel mechanic, twice decorated obscure music enthusiast, recipient of the Congressional Medal of Apodictic References, reader of fine acronyms, despensor of sagacity, and ..............shes a twin..................

Post by **5.7 Interceptor** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:49 pm

I've e-mailed with her several times...... she's the real deal. The one thing that has not been mentioned however is that she was the true trainer for Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris so becareful not to piss her off guys !

Doug

Post by **PULSE** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 1:07 pm

Hey now you all just back off of my (all be it self professed) little sister... We've got an agreement, she points, I kick your @$$....

In turn she's the cool aunt and role model for my little girls! (not a small job I might add seeing I've got five, and they're not so little anymore)

Rio you just let me know and I'll hunt them down and make them scream like a hamster in an Estee's rocket, like ants being chased by a seven year old with a magnifying glass!

Post by **TheGirlForGoose** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 3:23 pm

As Chuck Norris once told me during "Enter the Dragon" - "These hairy hairy shoulders are more than just a coat rack, sister."

No, I don't know what that means, but it sounded deep. Especially when these little Zen chimes rang after everything he said. Of course, that just turned out to be tinnitus in my ears, but whatever.

LOL at Pulse.... kids burning ants with magnifying glasses... ah yes, the innocence of yute.

Post by **March Hare** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 3:52 pm

ANKLE, You had me at DIESEL MECHANIC.

Post by **_Wez_** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:48 pm

' 'Yute'...what is a 'yute'? "

Post by **TheGirlForGoose** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:54 pm

In some isolated vernaculars, yute = Joe Pesci saying "youth". lol

Post by **TheGirlForGoose** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:44 pm

I know!! I saw the movie. I'll always remember him as Herman Munster though.