You've been watching too much Mad Max when........

Post by **mac afee** » Fri May 14, 2004 10:38 am

when at servo filling up with guzzoline you spill some on ground only to mop it up with red bandana.....then wring it out into tank.......

Post by **mad_dan** » Fri May 14, 2004 6:26 pm

you towel whip people on crutches, and making goofy noises while you do it

Post by **rockatansky4073** » Sat May 15, 2004 7:14 am

Now that is a good one, DAN. "kick 'er in the guts BARRY"

You start to go through your mum and dad's old sh*t from the 60's and 70's, praying you'll find a big yellow scarf to go with ya big yellow leggings and pink sneakers

Post by **mad_dan** » Sat May 15, 2004 9:17 am

you buy dinki-di for the whole family, telling them it has meat and veggies!

you go out to buy an sniper rifle so you can watch people multiply!!

you change your name to max rockatanski

Post by **kwakka 9** » Sat May 15, 2004 1:51 pm

* your answering machine starts with ' Remember Him, when you look at the night sky'

* on a ride with your mates, pull up in any small country town, you immediately start to waltz across the road with another biker hoodlum, singing 'Push Me , Shove You, oh yeah says Who ?

* your friends ride past your house screaming out ' Do ya SEE me man ??? I AM the NIGHTRIDER.. (impresses your mum no end.)

* you are still wearing Alpine Star Series 3 boots, 23 y.o.

* your standard road-rage torrent of abuse has become ' that SCAG and his floozy, their gonna DIE!!!', (much better than 'Use your Indicators D**KHEAD!!)

cheers

Post by **Bronze21** » Sun May 16, 2004 12:22 pm

Quote: Originally posted by mad_dan on 16 May 2004

you go out to buy an sniper rifle so you can watch people multiply!!

If you must drink and drive...don't park. Parking causes people.

Post by **Foxtrot X-Ray** » Sun May 16, 2004 2:38 pm

You should NEVER Drink & Drive.

Might hit a bump & Spill your drink!!

Post by **MWFV8** » Sun May 16, 2004 3:14 pm

* In car parks you find yourself sniffing around all the cars tapping the rear quarters trying to hear fuel slosh.

*Your children have had to throw away their trendy trainers and have been forced to wear badly torn bits of animal skin and the remains of 'fluffy' their pet rabbit as a hat.

*When food is tight you bury yourself in the garden with periscope to spy any small children or grannies who might be carrying food.

*You occasionally dial the police station and rant about being the Nightrider to them, reffering to them as 'the bronze'.

* You sometimes wake up to find youself clutching to the bonnet of a stationary car, surrounded by police and onlookers and wearing a makeshift moheekan hair style.

Post by **Bronze21** » Mon May 17, 2004 12:04 pm

Quote: Originally posted by MWFV8 on 17 May 2004

* You sometimes wake up to find youself clutching to the bonnet of a stationary car, surrounded by police and onlookers and wearing a makeshift moheekan hair style.

Hey, that sounds like Mitch, except he'd be babbling something about John Goss and Olivia Newton John to boot.

Post by **Justice** » Mon May 17, 2004 9:53 pm

* You have a lighter in your hand and feel the urge to burn some hair off.

* You see a piece of mad max surface in the latest Punisher flick... [me = guilty]