You've been watching too much Mad Max when........

Post by **mad_dan** » Sat May 08, 2004 2:44 pm

1. you go out to buy a pet monkey

2. you reffer to your car as the interceptor

3. you try to run people off the road before realizing there not the nightrider

any more???

Post by **mac afee** » Sat May 08, 2004 10:52 pm

4;when you come across a car accident you help.......yourself to there fuel......then take off 5: tailgate motor cyclists at high speed 6: lower the price of your car service by your mechanic by lowering an old car on his chest 7: shoot mannequins in face at shopping centres...stating 'shes sent by the bronze full of treachery '

Post by **drivethiscrate** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:26 am

...you begin wearing sport safety equipment around town.

Post by **drivethiscrate** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:28 am

...dog food begins to look 'pretty tasty'.

Post by **drivethiscrate** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:29 am

...you get an urge to start a pig farm.

Post by **drivethiscrate** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:34 am

...you go to watch a game of tennis and start chanting 'two men enter, one man leave'.

Post by **drivethiscrate** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:35 am

...you name your dog, eh, umm...dog.

Post by **drivethiscrate** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:41 am

...you buy a pair of handcuffs and hacksaw to see if it really does take 10 minutes to hack through them.

...then you try it on your ankle.

Post by **drivethiscrate** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:55 am

...you hang two sets of rubber bands from the ceiling of your garage and call it Thunderdome.

Post by **drivethiscrate** » Sun May 09, 2004 1:58 am

...you start riding your motorcycle with the arse cut out of your pants.