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[rockatansky4073]

all THIRD CHAPTER's have the best humour?


humour, thats the biggest f**king problem with third movie's, sh*t why the f**k do people have to have 'comic relief' "ooh the movie's getting a bit too serious now, we better get someone to say something funny or stick their dick in an apple pie or something. f**k all that sh*t, thats one of the reasons i'm afraid to see a FURY ROAD, in this era of bullsh*t BRUCKHEIMER cockheads roaming the box office, f**king up good original scripts with funny black guys insulting white people in an amusing manner, and characters who don't say a word during the whole movie till the climax, i'm afraid of every movie that comes out.


If you get a little uncomfortable watching a stressful scene in a movie, and are praying for someone to say something funny (I really doubt i could crack jokes like - "you wanna walk a little faster through that valley" while i'm on a sinking ship) then don't f**kin watch it.


You know the original story to CON AIR? almost everyone got killed or raped, it was REAL, what do you think is gonna happen when you give control to a bunch of psychopathic criminals. sh*t is gonna go down. And look what BRUCKHEIMER did to it


f**kin t**ser, i ain't goin near PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, cause i've already heard the dumbest f**kin joke on the planet, in the previews "you think thats painful, try wairing a corset" GET f**kED. who the f**k would say such a thing.


sorry guys, but i am real passionate about this subject. f**kin HOLLYWOOD, check out THUNDERDOME...


Why do you think i've been crapping on about HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES for the last 4 or so weeks. cause its REAL, whatever happened to just scaring people, and not apologizing fo it?


CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. THE HILLS HAVE EYES. ALIEN. MAD MAX. MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY. LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. EVIL DEAD. HELLRAISER. FRIDAY THE 13th. THE COOK THE THIEF HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER. MAN BITES DOG. BLUE VELVET. DRILLER KILLER. SUSPIRIA. HARDWARE. HENRY PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER. GHOSTS OF THE CIVIL DEAD. ROMPER STOMPER. -


you try laughing at that sh*t...

[Drewski]

Quote: Originally posted by rockatansky4073 on 29 September 2003






all THIRD CHAPTER's have the best humour?


humour, thats the biggest f**king problem with third movie's, sh*t why the f**k do people have to have 'comic relief' "ooh the movie's getting a bit too serious now, we better get someone to say something funny or stick their dick in an apple pie or something. f**k all that sh*t, thats one of the reasons i'm afraid to see a FURY ROAD, in this era of bullsh*t BRUCKHEIMER cockheads roaming the box office, f**king up good original scripts with funny black guys insulting white people in an amusing manner, and characters who don't say a word during the whole movie till the climax, i'm afraid of every movie that comes out.


If you get a little uncomfortable watching a stressful scene in a movie, and are praying for someone to say something funny (I really doubt i could crack jokes like - "you wanna walk a little faster through that valley" while i'm on a sinking ship) then don't f**kin watch it.


You know the original story to CON AIR? almost everyone got killed or raped, it was REAL, what do you think is gonna happen when you give control to a bunch of psychopathic criminals. sh*t is gonna go down. And look what BRUCKHEIMER did to it


f**kin t**ser, i ain't goin near PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, cause i've already heard the dumbest f**kin joke on the planet, in the previews "you think thats painful, try wairing a corset" GET f**kED. who the f**k would say such a thing.


sorry guys, but i am real passionate about this subject. f**kin HOLLYWOOD, check out THUNDERDOME...


Why do you think i've been crapping on about HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES for the last 4 or so weeks. cause its REAL, whatever happened to just scaring people, and not apologizing fo it?


CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. THE HILLS HAVE EYES. ALIEN. MAD MAX. MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY. LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. EVIL DEAD. HELLRAISER. FRIDAY THE 13th. THE COOK THE THIEF HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER. MAN BITES DOG. BLUE VELVET. DRILLER KILLER. SUSPIRIA. HARDWARE. HENRY PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER. GHOSTS OF THE CIVIL DEAD. ROMPER STOMPER. -


you try laughing at that sh*t...









Amen, Bro.

[Interdictor]

Well, you have to admit that the original Evil Dead had some pretty funny stuff, And the pie fight in Dawn of the Dead cracked me up the first couple of times....But your point is an exellent one. Very few movies have the balls to just be brutal. And the ones that are almost too painful to watch are the ones that usually stand the test of time. Who really remembers Con Air?..............Now, who remembers The Deer Hunter? Yup. Moviemakers want people to leave the theatre smiling, but it's the Apocalypse Nows that people are still thinking and talking about weeks after they've been seen. Hollywood would do well to think about that. (but they won't)

[Uncle Entity]

This discussion is going to be useless (as always, when John Solloway pops up in the place )


Please, we're talking about TERMINATOR 3.

[Interdictor]

But this is a Mad Max forum, so we were off topic to begin with........

[bike]

Rock, dude, it's the power of the buck. Rehash a good film and make more dough. Miller sold out to the popcorn industry. When the credits roll on Mad Max 1 or 2, you think, like- white line nightmare, Johnny the goose, toecutter. Wheelies. I am gravely disappointed. Can't same the same for BTD though, it`s more like- HA HA yawn. I know this subject has been thrashed to death but as you say, some things (remakes) are better left alone. MM4 is going to be crap if the same progression occurs. I can see it now- Max rolls to a stop in his electric pedestrian-friendly blobmobile (tamper-proof), checks his maxmaster special edition watch (available to you too)and confirms his position with his So-nee palmtop doodah. Then everybody runs around and jumps up and down to the sound of the vegetarian tofu chorus.

[rockatansky4073]

[Falcon]

I thought that the ahnuld terminator model was a T-101. Eh?

[rockatansky4073]

I watched the original TERMINATOR this afternoon. haden't watched it for a while, and don't know why i never noticed it before.


But, for starters - REESE, while being interviewed by the cops, talks about how after he went through the Time dispacement machine, it got blown up "nobody comes through, nobody goes home - its just him and me"


so how 'the f**k' come T 800, and 1000 come through in T2? granted i haven't watched it in a while, so i forget if they excuse it in it, but i think i've seen it enough to remember i don't think they do.


Also - how the f**k did REESE know the cop car was gonna have a shotty in it? He just comes down the fire escape, and heads straight for the car, doesn't even have to search for it, just grabs it straight away. he was too young to have been around to see the LAPD in action, sh*t as far as he says his whole life has been a war, meaning he was born in it.


Also, and this is awesome, though theres noway we'll ver see it, due to those big f**kin HOLLYWOOD reasons i bitched about 6 posts up.


But you know how we were all hoping to see a whole movie of the war, or at least the opening stages of it ? REESE mentions the humans being round up into camps and sh*t, and systematically slaughtered "we were that close to going out forever" - sh*t man, imagine that a TERMINATOR - SCHINDLERS LIST. f**king ENDOSKELETONS everywhere rounding humans up into "concentration" camps, leading them into buildings to be gassed (though their robots, probably just lead scores of humans into giant hydrolic crushers or something) f**king badarse man, ENDOSKELETON DOGS on the ends of leashes to help round them up (hey don't laugh, i read a TERMINATOR comic once that had a TERMINATOR DOG in it) this is where REESE mentions CONNOR banding together the people and storming the walls etc. teaching them to fight. f**king awesome idea.


But like i said f**king cocksucking HOLLYWOOD, there is noway they want anyone making a movie like that, might offend the Jewish community, well f**k that, i ain't no redneck, but f**k what the minoritys would say, it would make one hell of a terrifying movie.


one thing i noticed watching TERMINATOR today was it did not apologise for violence against civilians and cops, ie. with comic relief, and dumb f**kin' jokes, T2 did with "HASTA LA VISTA baby etc. but the first T didn't, infact the only bit i laughed at was -


"that coffees two hours cold... and i put a cigerette out in it"

[rockatansky4073]

oh nothin' i just wanted this one at the top, cause i'm an opinionated fukk


hired out MATRIX RELOADED tonight, gonna stick it on in a minute, i can't find the MATRIX RELOADED thread, i think PETER started, so i'll probably just post up my review here...