my team against saddam

Post by **rockatansky4073** » Sat Mar 08, 2003 9:26 pm

ALONZO, that bad arse cop from TRAINING DAY.

no SARGEANT BARNES from PLATOON, SADAM would sh*t himself , faced with BARNES' scarred up face.

"whats a matter boy? he ain't gonna bite you, thats a good IRAQI ... good an dead"

Post by **Bronze21** » Sat Mar 08, 2003 9:35 pm

I saw on the news today, that some of the Iraqi soldiers are crossing the border with white flags, thinking that maneuvers were the start of the real war. Our side said go back untill the 17th, then defect...LMAO!

Post by **rockatansky4073** » Sat Mar 08, 2003 9:51 pm

yeah 10 days huh, wasn't it 10 days, 2 months ago?

Post by **Anklecranker** » Sun Mar 09, 2003 2:38 am

Quote: Originally posted by rockatansky4073 on 08 March 2003

BUFORD T. JUSTICE would take care of it all.

"And when I get Saddam home...I'm gonna barbeque his ass in molasses....."

The Honorable Buford T.

Post by **Anklecranker** » Sun Mar 09, 2003 2:47 am

Anklecranker's team:

Dutch "Ahnuld", Dillion (Carl Weathers), Blane ( Jesse Ventura) and Sonny Black (The Indian) .....from Predator

The Rock

Rambo

The Drill Seargant from Full Metal Jacket

T1000

William Wallace

Sonny Pruitt from Movin' On ( reading this was like an instant flashback ...thanks!)

Ricky Steamboat and Wahoo McDaniel

and Max as seen in 3 with long hair and two more guns than he gave to The Collector.

Post by **rockatansky4073** » Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:08 am

cause you know SADAM, ain't nothin but a lttle tick turd.

Also lets not forget HICKS, VASQUEZ and HUDSON.

PETE, ROGER, FLYBOY and FRAN, from DAWN OF THE DEAD (they're use to taking on "monsters")

Post by **rockatansky4073** » Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:09 am

oh f**k it, lets just sik the entire army of NIGHTBREED and CENOBITES, onto him too. infact any creature CLIVE BARKER created.

Post by **Anklecranker** » Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:19 am

"Saddam, when I get home.....I'm gonna punch your momma in d'mouf"

Post by **rockatansky4073** » Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:22 am

lucky sadams not a KLANSMAN, or he'd look like an iceberg wi' feet

Post by **Bubbas_seat** » Sun Mar 09, 2003 4:32 am

Nah. Way too many koochy scenes whenever Clive Barker is involved.

Just tie down Saddam and keep his eyes open (like with Alex in Clockwork Orange), then make him watch all of the Home Alone movies.